Total Medals Earned: 84 (From 36 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,460 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/135 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/100 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (50/95 points)
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Make it past Stage 3.
Defeat the Boss!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
The more thoughtful problem solver.
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Bully the weak.
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Start watching! But will you finish it?
You actually sat through that crap?!?!?!?!?
Watch for the 2nd time!
Watch for the 3RD TIME!!!
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
